What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some of your shocking stories?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

Are vampires real?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Delta Force selection is originally based on SAS selection, so why is there no brutal jungle phase for Delta Force? It seems like it's based only on the Brecon Beacons section.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?